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The Night Vision Pair

Regular price $12.99
Size Chart
Men's 4-9 9-13
Women's 6-11 11-13.5

Official collaboration with Birds Aren’t Real. Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? The answer is no, because full sized pigeons are wired with a unique set of mechanics that make 24 hour surveillance effortless. We’re bringing awareness to the greatest lie in government history by exposing the complicated mechanics of a bird drone so you can stay safe from the flying spies above us.

Oh yeah, did we mention these babies glow in the dark?

Art By: Jacob Kazakos | @jakekazakos

Crew Height

Light Cushioning

46% combed cotton, 32% nylon, 19% polyester, 3% elastane

Product Care:

  • Machine Wash in 40°C/ 104°F
  • Avoid Bleaching or Ironing the socks.
  • Socks will last longer if kept out of the dryer.