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Men's 6-8.5 9-13
Women's 5-7.5 8-10.5 11-13.5

If you’re as taken as Liam Neeson’s Daughter, slip your feet into these relationship socks and make the message clear. Perfect for your GF who gets DM’s from too many randos, or that BF that can’t leave the house without confronting a dozen wandering eyes. Or just grab these hilarious socks for that special someone whose “particular set of skills” you find arousing enough to keep them around. You’re taken, say it with your heart and your feet.

Art By: Jillian Goeler⎟@jaginkstudio

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Light Cushioning

55% nylon, 42% combed cotton, 3% elastane

Product Care:

  • Machine Wash in 40°C/ 104°F
  • Avoid Bleaching or Ironing the socks.
  • Socks will last longer if kept out of the dryer.