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Regular price $12.99
Size Chart
Men's 4-9 9-13
Women's 6-11 11-13.5

"Oh yeah, you like that don’t you. You love when I get you nice and wet, don’t you. Oh, you’re so wet” - You talking to your plant babies whilst wearing our Moist plant socks. These succulent socks were designed for the greenthumbs, for the 20-somethings with a studio apartment looking to bump up their inside aesthetic with some greenery. Keep your plants and your feet really frickin moist and happy with these floral socks.

Art By: Grace Owens

Crew Height

Light Cushioning

50% combed cotton, 25% nylon, 21% polyester, 4% elastane

Product Care:

  • Machine Wash in 40°C/ 104°F
  • Avoid Bleaching or Ironing the socks.
  • Socks will last longer if kept out of the dryer.