You are the best at doing the absolute minimum. You arrive precisely 3 minutes late to every bullshit adult obligation. You have a decent job with the most incredibly average pay. Fact is, you’re the world’s most average adult, and you deserve a medal. That medal is a pair of these statement socks, a tribute to all you Grade A, average adults absolutely crushing it at mediocre. Slide your feet into these hilarious socks and feel a wave of relief wash over you like submitting your taxes 2 hours before the deadline. Adulting socks, kind of.
Art By: Aivilo | @aivilo.jpg
70% combed cotton, 18% polyester, 9% nylon, 3% elastane
- Machine Wash in 40°C/ 104°F
- Avoid Bleaching or Ironing the socks.
- Socks will last longer if kept out of the dryer.