Birthday Suit
Size Chart
Men's | 4-9 | 9-13 |
Women's | 6-11 | 11-13.5 |
Birthday’s don’t sock, and neither should your outfit, so ditch the clothes all together and slide around your house in a pair of birthday socks that tells everyone whose day it is. It’s your birthday, b***h, and you’ll glide across your hard woods naked if you want to. *cue risky business soundtrack and neighbors slightly concerned as they get a tasteful butt cheek through their window*.
Yes, these socks have ACTUAL tassels on them. I know, we can't believe it either.
Art By: Aivilo | @aivilo.jpg
Crew Height
Light Cushioning
55% combed cotton, 22% polyester, 19% nylon, 4% elastane
Product Care:
- Machine Wash in 40°C/ 104°F
- Avoid Bleaching or Ironing the socks.
- Socks will last longer if kept out of the dryer.