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A Boo is more than a pair of socks. It's a personalized, shareable sock experience and the perfect gift for anyone you want to surprise and delight. When you Boo somebody, you’ll bless them with laughter, mystery, and a pair of comfy ass socks (or mask).
Choose an unsuspecting buddy to surprise.
Select a hilarious sock, mask, or both.
In secret, with your included hints and message.
It's up to them to solve the mystery.
And you'll share the thrill of a laugh and a Boo buddy for life.
Get ready for the final fling before the ring with our Bachelorette Bingo bachelorette party socks. Please the entire I Do Crew with these hilarious engagement socks, complete with a set of Bachelorette Bingo playing cards to spice up the bride's final night before she gets hitched like the purebred stallion she is. These bachelorette socks are not responsible for mistakes made at your next bachelorette party.
Art By: Jourdan Johnson | @xojourdanlouise
44% combed cotton, 33% nylon, 20% polyester, 3% elastane
Why do birthday cards stink? Because they’re all so damn cheesy. It’s time to flip the birthday card game on its soft lil head with a slice of our Cut The Cheese socks. We’ll put it simply, cheese goes bad and socks don’t, so when you send your buddy these Happy Birthday socks, they’ll be covering their stinky feet with a fresh pair that doesn’t have an expiration date. Spend a lil cheddar on some socks and watch Birthday Buddy’s face light up like a candle on a slice of...cheesecake. Honestly, now I want some cheesecake.
Art By: Erudite
51% combed cotton, 23% polyester, 22% nylon, 4% elastane
Cut The Cheese
Introducing our Brrrr Day no-show socks, the coolest addition to Birthday Socks Collection. Whether you’re livin’ on the beach where the ice melts in your cup, or in the white north where the ice never quacks, these duck socks are a perfect gift to tell your birthday buddy they’re cooler than cool, they’re ice cold. Duck yeah, we put it on a pair of birthday socks.
Art By: Catherine Wang
No Show Height
49% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 3% elastane
Brrr Day No Show
Introducing our Brrrr Day crew socks, the coolest addition to the Birthday Socks Collection. Whether you’re livin’ on the beach where the ice melts in your cup, or in the white north where the ice never quacks, these duck socks are a perfect gift to tell your birthday buddy they’re cooler than cool, they’re ice cold. Duck yeah.
42% combed cotton, 38% nylon, 17% polyester, 3% elastane
Sometimes a party pooper is just someone pooping at a party. Enter our Party Pooper celebration socks. Sure, you can gift these party socks to your flaky friend, but you could also snag a pair for that friend who eats questionable meals before the party and ends up stinking up the b-room. Hell, toss a pair of birthday socks to the birthday buddy who hates their birthday. Whichever it is, we’re flushing garbage socks down the toilet with this fresh pair of animal socks.
Art By: Dreyfus⎟@dreyfus.art
7% nylon, 31% combed cotton, 29% polyester, 3% elastane
These funny no-show party socks are for our party people. For the peeps who pregame the pregame, for the dudes who smash tables, for the chickas who aren’t afraid to take a two-story beer bong to the face. You’re the real party animals, so we’ve crafted a pair of celebration socks subtle enough to wear when you’re hung, but wild enough to rock when you’re blacked out on the dance floor or at your brother’s cousin’s friend’s birthday.
55% nylon, 34% polyester, 8% combed cotton, 3% elastane
Party Animal No Show
These funny party socks are for our party people. For the peeps who pregame the pregame, for the dudes who smash tables, for the chickas who aren’t afraid to take a two-story beer bong to the face. You’re the real party animals, so we’ve crafted a pair of celebration socks subtle enough to wear when you’re hung, but wild enough to rock when you’re blacked out on the dance floor or at your brother’s cousin’s friend’s birthday.
52% polyester, 36% nylon, 8% combed cotton, 4% elastane
Our most controversial mask to date, the Rainbow Rat 6IX9INE mask won’t get the feds off your back, but it will help keep you protected from harmful germs. Just don’t tell the man himself we used his extremely distinguishable face to make another funny mask, because snitches get stitches. All masks feature a soft, breathable material and are compatible with a filter.
Art By: Aivilo | @aivilo.jpg
59% nylon, 32% combed cotton, 5% elastane, 3% lyocell, 1% metallic
Rainbow Rat Mask
What kind of mask is this? It’s our Borat mask, very nice! This hilarious mask is the greatest mask in all of Kazakhstan, so we brought it all the way to the US and A for make benefit such glorious nation. Celebrate the legend himself and high five your friends from six feet away with a funny Borat face mask that’s sure to turn the heads of everyone in this naughty, naughty nation. All masks feature a soft, breathable material and are compatible with a filter.
48% nylon, 31% combed cotton, 13% polyester, 5% elastane, 2% lyocell, 1% metallic
Wa Wa Wee Wa Mask
Lighten up peeps! Listen to the dads of the world and get off your lazy ass. Quit being so salty and have fun like those who wear rainbow socks. Be like your grandma and let those low hangin’ fruit swing freely in the wind! Our Lick It popsicle socks were designed to show the flavors of life, the ones that deserve to be tasted and licked all over. Stop sitting in the corner without these meme socks, turn that lil frown upside down and just LICK IT.
Art By: Jacob Kazakos | @jakekazakos
43% nylon, 31% polyester, 23% combed cotton, 3% elastane
Ahh, the 90’s. A much simpler time indeed. A time when Skate City was actually open, PacMan had more ghost friends than we did, and Tamagotchis found a home in the hands of every kid in America. We’ve dedicated a pair of funny socks to the golden era of fun with our Level Up 90’s print socks. These throwback socks feature a nostalgic print that’ll remind you or a friend where the modern world was molded and match flawlessly with that neon windbreaker that’s collecting dust in your Dad’s closet.
Art By: Jourdan Johnson | @xojourdanlouise
47% polyester, 42% nylon, 8% combed cotton, 3% elastane
Back in the day, we didn’t have every song at our fingertips or every number in our contact list. We rumigged through vinyl and cassette to find the latest Pearl Jam album. Our parents didn't give us curfews and that Stussy “S” was ingrained in every high school desk (If you know, you know). We’re paying homage to the good ol’ days of tech with our Throw It Back 90’s print socks. Slide into these nostalgic socks, throw your Oasis cassette into the boombox and get ready to serenade that special someone as the sound of Wonderwall moves crisply through your eardrum.
40% combed cotton, 39% nylon, 18% polyester, 3% elastane
Throw It Back
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